Welcome home...and let me introduce myself...I am the mean parent. Yes that's me, the mean parent. I am the only one that makes them clean up after themselves, fold laundry, and do what they are told. Welcome home....let me introduce myself...I am the parent who helps on science projects and will go over spelling words 10 times in one night. I am the one who will bring you $5 for the in school ball game. Welcome home...let me introduce myself..I am the parent who has a "bald" tire, no money and still has to deal with a smart mouth and fix a hamburger for lunch. Welcome home..let me introduce myself...I love you more than anything on this earth. Welcome home...let me introduce myself...I missed you like crazy when you were gone.