You know you are pathetic...

When your 9-year old son tells you to go to E-Harmony - because he is worried about me.
"Mom, really, don't you like need a life?"

When your 14-year daughter tells you "mom, that guy in the car next to us is checking you out." And your son chimes in "Yeah, mom and look, he is driving an Altima (dream car)"

Yep, that's me, the Charlie Brown of single moms.

I give up.