Dear 3rd grade teacher...

I just found out about the project last night. The paper was folded into a paper "football" - how was I to know it was important when I threw it out?

Yes, I know English homework is not supposed to be done at 9:30 at night - but hey he found the sheet under the bed when he was looking for his jacket. No, he didn't find his jacket, but he did find his shoes (thank goodness) and a GI Joe.

No, no, go ahead and nominate me for mom of the year..I insist.