9 year old boys....

1) Are really good at video games.
2) Are fascinated with body noises.
3) Are the only ones who can call his sister ugly.
4) Are the little people who will spill something and swear they don't see it.
5) Still plant orange seeds in the back yard - and wait for a tree to grow.
6) Will adopt every stray animal that comes through our yard - whether it is for a day or 5 minutes. Names and remembers every one of them.
7) Can eat a hamburger every day of his life (mine anyway)
8) Knows that one girl in his class likes golf- and that so makes her cool
9) Knows the name of every Pokemon.
10) Loves his mom like there is no tomorrow.