To A.B and her daughter...

My friend, A.B. received a post card in the mail addressed to A.B and her daughter. Inviting them to compete in a beauty pageant.

She doesn't have a daughter. She has three sons.

(before I go on, A.B. is one of the funniest people I have ever met)

She asked her husband, if he had something to tell her.

He said something along these lines "it seems to me, you have something to tell me."

They are still laughing.