Things only a mom would do......

Hunt down the chocolate candy from you child's stocking - because you are so craving it. And you can't find it. What is up with that? (then you find out they ate it all! What?) But you can relax, you find candy left over from Halloween you hid. Whew.

Smell a pair of your son's underwear you find on the floor. Realizing what you are doing - you quickly throw them in the dirty clothes. (they are rubbing off on me)

Wear two different socks to work and out to dinner and not notice until you get home.

Exchange some shirts (Christmas Gifts) for your daughter - dig around the store-don't find anything - get $ back - go to another store - spend $8 more and feel guilty for not spending $8 on your son.

Know to check your son's pants for rocks, dirt, twigs, men, etc before washing.

Know to look under the bed for your daughter's dirty clothes.

Give the dog a bath before everyone else gets up. (am I the only one who notices she needs a bath and takes care of it?)

Know to automatically lift your feet when walking around the house - those army men and such hurt.

Know to carefully stick your hand in son's backpack - you never know what's in there.

To pretend your daughter is the only one with a monthly cycle.

Enjoy the morning quiet - I have been up almost two hours by myself! Wow!

Now I have to find some more chocolate.